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Sorry Bob

Sorry Bob is a 3D surgical simulation game with a dark comedy style, placing players in chaotic and uncontrollable surgeries. The game creates a tense yet hilarious feeling as every small action can cause things to go completely wrong.

Not A Doctor, I Am An Artist… Of Chaos

Sorry Bob is not a surgical simulation game. It's a physics-themed medical comedy where precision is not only not rewarded but is… cruelly punished.

You play as Nigel Burke, whose only medical qualification is… having watched a few episodes of Grey's Anatomy. The task sounds simple: replace a malfunctioning organ, stop the bleeding, close it up, done. But Nigel doesn't have golden hands. He only has one hand, five fingers, and the overconfidence of someone who doesn't know what they're doing.

And that's you.

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5 Keys, 1 Hand, 0 Chances To Fix It

Forget traditional gaming. In Sorry Bob, you don't press the "E" button to interact. You press "E" to curl your middle finger – because you need that finger to hold the clamp.

The game's control system is designed as a deliberate psychological torture:

  • A – Little finger: Lightly pinch, pick up small items, or accidentally knock out the heart you just removed.
  • W – Ring finger: Basic grip. The most stable of the 5 fingers, but still feels like you're wearing ski gloves.
  • E – Middle finger: Used to… no, not to swear, but to create a firmer grip. Very easy to get muscle stiffness.
  • R – Index finger: The most "fancy" finger, used for pecking or pointing. Accuracy: 50%. Chance of hitting the aorta: 100%.
  • Spacebar – Thumb: The biggest, strongest finger, used for tapping, pressing, or striking.

Mouse to move your hand, Left Click to lower your hand to grab, Right Click (hold) to rotate your wrist.

Survival Formula In Sorry Bob

Always have a Yellow Syringe readily available. Don't wait until blood gushes out like a fountain before frantically searching for one. The feeling of rummaging through a pile of dirty things to find a tiny syringe when Bob's heart is about to stop is something you don't want to experience a second time.

Clean up. Seriously. Old organs, broken tools, bone fragments – everything is blocking your view. Throw them on the floor, off the table, anywhere. As long as you can still see to operate.

If you make a mistake, try again, but don't repeat it exactly. The game has extremely sensitive physics. Last time you failed because you reached with your left hand, this time try reaching with your right hand. And if you still fail? Call your friends in.

Why Should You Play Sorry Bob?

You should play Sorry Bob because it offers a unique and chaotic experience where failure is just as fun as success. It's the kind of game where the more clumsy you are, the more you laugh, perfect for entertainment and seeing your own reactions.